The Daily Panorama Picture

10/05/2006





Here,s a wee thing, it pertains to the story below, it isn,t pertinent to the story below but then again what d,ye expect, it come in the form of emails tween meself and a fella from the same town as me, it,s not really breking trust or confidence, if it is then who bleedin cares - enjoy if at all poss -
check oot the story oan da daily recurt the wan aboot the wan een hitman, is that noo jeest loaby dosser


Whit a cairrie oan. As if ah'm no parrienoid enuff is it is.....
Remind me..."Loaby dosser ?". . . . .


Loaby Dosser, d,ye no member Bud Neil the cartoonist fae the glesgae evenin times/heralt, the cartoon boot the cowboy an e,s wan legged hoarse, rank bad yin, thurs a story in the recurt thit kood hiv bean riten bae em,

Joost hud a lukk. Cannie mind it attaw. Obvissly too yung...
The cartoonist's fae Troon......
Probblie a choob.

ya bawbag, yer brains addled wae the drink an movin soyth an becummin a poof, e wiz fae canada, ye uist tae reed et yersell,the bilt a stsstue in glasgae tae e,s maist famour charachter tae
gie et a lukk an yul member et, either that or ur imposter an reely jim neil - POOF

Nupp, stull cannie mind ae it. Hudda lukkit a web in read sum cartoons in it diznae help attaw.
Jim Neil's a Polis noo, zat the same izza Poof ?


u taken the pish.............

Naw. Ah reallie cannie mind ae it ! Strait up, nae kiddin.....

try riss..... http://netsavvy.co.uk/lobey/action.htm

dunnit a reddies, wid ya mak owe the story inna recurt, pure mentul so et is an noo even a menshun o gibby robbins, pure fukkin daftie

Aye, hudda lukk itit. Sum heiders oot therr this wetha.....
Ah thoat Joanah wiz mental. S'goat nuhinn oan theez choobz......

awrite fairy enuff bit who the fukks joanah, is he fae loachsite ur jabba,

Yoosd tae git inna Auld Hoose whin he wiznae inna Bar-L. A pal ae ma brithir Matt.
Wid be an auld gadjie noo. Human version ae the Taz divil. They used tae say he bit a fella's thumm aff.
Pu'd me up wance inna Cowboy club in askt if ah wiz Matt McCutchinz brithir.
A said aye, pure shitin masell in he sayz tae gie him a shout if ah'm in boathurr in he'd soart
thum oot iz Matt wiz hiz pal. Ah wiz wae ma Faithur it the time in he wiz laffin cos he kent Joanah..
It wiz likk talking tae Satan eezsell... Bet heez died noo.

bet whose deid, satan, canny mine oay eejit cawd joanah, didnae bring a whal waae em bay oany chance, ye didnae take yer faither tae the aul hoose did ye, mine et moved tae the hunner n ten, awe the rabbits hiv movt bakk ate scotland coz eh awe the rain in pooflan, coz they canny fin oany dry burruws doon ther,

Ah went tae the Auld Hoose wance urr twice wae ma faithir whin ah wiz oan leev joost afore it shut. He stull caw'd it Grannie Muir's.
Ah only met thon Jonah 2 urr 3 times. Wiz an absaloot heid the baw. Ah wiz nivir so gled thit he wiz pals wae oor Matt. Ah used tae like aw thae shite pubs.
The cabaret wiz free, in oan aw nite. Thurr aw shut noo. Urr they wiz whin ah wiz last therr 3 year ago urr mair. Bucks heid, Croass keys innat.
Oor Mary sent me the press cuttins oota Errshurr Post aboota Auld Hoose shuttin doon......That in whin Lennon goat wakkt...

awrite fairy enuff bit who the fukks joanah, is he fae loachsite ur jabba,

Aye, hudda lukk itit. Sum heiders oot therr this wetha.....
Ah thoat Joanah wiz mental. S'goat nuhinn oan theez choobz......

who says the art of conversation is dead????????

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