ouch , sittin in a net cafe in edinburgh totally wasted, self inflicted injuries, my gawd, started boozin at 10am yesterday feck, supposed ta make it back to ireland for night shift tomorra, tink i will have ta go awol, am in no fit state for travellin or owt, wot can ye do, was supposed ta be a wild weekend and its turnin out pretty much as planned, thank you very much to the generous lady who showed me her boobies last night, thank from the heart of my enourmous bottom :)