THE DAYSHIFT :)

2009-11-18T01:57:00.000Z

Aloha, Dis be me new piccie, ??????????????????

2009-11-16T12:25:00.001Z

Your results:
You are Iron Man

Iron Man		90%
Robin		80%
The Flash		80%
Spider-Man		60%
Wonder Woman		60%
Green Lantern		60%
Catwoman		60%
Hulk		50%
Superman		40%
Supergirl		40%
Batman		20%

Inventor. Businessman. Genius.

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2009-10-08T23:23:00.002+01:00

2009-10-08T05:26:00.002+01:00

// Working Towards Apotheosis
// 10 Reasons

"10 Reasons to Live as Long as Possible

1. Because the universe has plenty of room.
2. Because eighty or ninety years isn't enough to try much out.
3. Because death is so final.
4. Because you'll get to see what happens next week.
5. Because a few thousand friends isn't enough.
6. Because you can then join the project to turn Earth into a Heaven.
7. Because boredom can't prevail against a flow of new, interesting places, ideas, and people.
8. Because aging and death are primitive and inherently unpleasant.
9. Because your loved ones and children don't deserve to see you perish.
10. Because if you don't enjoy it, you can end it at any time.

10 Reasons to Enhance Human Intelligence

1. Because stupidity stops being funny fast.
2. Because sitting in a classroom can be torture.
3. Because if we don't, somebody else will.
4. Because it's part of our species growing up.
5. Because people are suffering due to their own ignorance.
6. Because people are suffering due to ignorance of the wealthy.
7. Because dumb people don't know what they're missing.
8. Because it's the best way to improve our society.
9. Because our brains were meant to evolve.
10. Because it's already within our grasp.

10 Reasons to Develop Molecular Nanotechnology

1. Because killing sentient animals is an cruel way to transform grass into meat.
2. Because fossil fuels are a pain in the ass.
3. Because humans can't fly without strapping ourselves into a rigid hunk of metal.
4. Because our houses and cities are too boring.
5. Because conventional manufacturing destroys the environment.
6. Because people shouldn't have to perform manual labor if it can be automated.
7. Because if biology can do it, so should we.
8. Because everyone deserves food, shelter, and clean water.
9. Because it's about time we cleaned up the mess we humans have made.
10. Because nanotech will be developed anyway, so we might as well be aware.

10 Reasons to Develop Artificial Intelligence

1. Because human cultures aren't exotic enough.
2. Because intelligence should be fluid, not rigid.
3. Because we need someone to help us organize the data we're drowning in.
4. Because aliens aren't showing up, so we should make our own.
5. Because the universe should be infused with intelligence.
6. Because we need new perspectives and thinkers.
7. Because it would be interesting to engineer new emotions.
8. Because sci-fi stereotypes need to be shattered.
9. Because evolution designed made us self-deceiving, and we need help to escape the trap.
10. Because AI is coming whether we like it or not, and it's better to be prepared.

10 Reasons to Learn About Science and Technology

1. Because it has the potential to save billions of lives, and prevent our potential extinction.
2. Because so many popular beliefs are empirically unsound.
3. Because it's the only way to significantly move our entire civilization forward.
4. Because science just means "stuff we know" and technology just means "stuff we can do".
5. Because it's the foundation and context of all other human affairs.
6. Because it makes the main difference between cavemen and modern man.
7. Because ignorance is nothing to be proud of.
8. Because it's challenging and useful.
9. Because progress in science and technology is accelerating.
10. Because our future depends on it.

2009-10-07T01:39:00.003+01:00

o me feckin butt hole, no wonder eh. thought i,d have just a small sandwich but feck half this junk was reachin its sell by date, so waste not want not, now i cant roll over, bugger, got some michael miles grownin out me arsse as weel now, feckin sore it is, its like havin a ballon shoved up ye hole, not too jolly at all.

gonna be on the move yet again, cuppla years of retail security wizzed by, brilliant. not a single feckin arrest either, either i,m bleedin hopeless or hav an agenda thats just not in keepin wit me position hah

2009-10-03T05:52:00.002+01:00

You don't need to take drugs to hallucinate; improper language can fill your world with phantoms and spooks of many kinds.
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When arguing with someone in an attempt to get at an answer or an explanation, you may come across a person who makes logical fallacies. Such discussions may prove futile. You might try asking for evidence and independent confirmation or provide other hypothesis that give a better or simpler explanation. If this fails, try to pinpoint the problem of your arguer's position. You might spot the problem of logic that prevents further exploration and attempt to inform your arguer about his fallacy. The following briefly describes some of the most common fallacies:

ad hominem: Latin for "to the man." An arguer who uses ad hominems attacks the person instead of the argument. Whenever an arguer cannot defend his position with evidence, facts or reason, he or she may resort to attacking an opponent either through: labeling, straw man arguments, name calling, offensive remarks and anger.

appeal to ignorance (argumentum ex silentio) appealing to ignorance as evidence for something. (e.g., We have no evidence that God doesn't exist, therefore, he must exist. Or: Because we have no knowledge of alien visitors, that means they do not exist). Ignorance about something says nothing about its existence or non-existence.

argument from omniscience: (e.g., All people believe in something. Everyone knows that.) An arguer would need omniscience to know about everyone's beliefs or disbeliefs or about their knowledge. Beware of words like "all," "everyone," "everything," "absolute."

appeal to faith: (e.g., if you have no faith, you cannot learn) if the arguer relies on faith as the bases of his argument, then you can gain little from further discussion. Faith, by definition, relies on a belief that does not rest on logic or evidence. Faith depends on irrational thought and produces intransigence.

appeal to tradition (similar to the bandwagon fallacy): (e.g., astrology, religion, slavery) just because people practice a tradition, says nothing about its viability.

argument from authority (argumentum ad verecundiam): using the words of an "expert" or authority as the bases of the argument instead of using the logic or evidence that supports an argument. (e.g., Professor so-and-so believes in creation-science.) Simply because an authority makes a claim does not necessarily mean he got it right. If an arguer presents the testimony from an expert, look to see if it accompanies reason and sources of evidence behind it.

argument from adverse consequences: (e.g., We should judge the accused as guilty, otherwise others will commit similar crimes) Just because a repugnant crime or act occurred, does not necessarily mean that a defendant committed the crime or that we should judge him guilty. (Or: disasters occur because God punishes non-believers; therefore, we should all believe in God) Just because calamities or tragedies occur, says nothing about the existence of gods or that we should believe in a certain way.

argumentum ad baculum: An argument based on an appeal to fear or a threat. (e.g., If you don't believe in God, you'll burn in hell)

argumentum ad ignorantiam: A misleading argument used in reliance on people's ignorance.

argumentum ad populum: An argument aimed to sway popular support by appealing to sentimental weakness rather than facts and reasons.

bandwagon fallacy: concluding that an idea has merit simply because many people believe it or practice it. (e.g., Most people believe in a god; therefore, it must prove true.) Simply because many people may believe something says nothing about the fact of that something. For example many people during the Black plague believed that demons caused disease. The number of believers say nothing at all about the cause of disease.

begging the question (or assuming the answer): (e.g., We must encourage our youth to worship God to instill moral behavior.) But does religion and worship actually produce moral behavior?

circular reasoning: stating in one's proposition that which one aims to prove. (e.g. God exists because the Bible says so; the Bible exists because God influenced it.)

composition fallacy: when the conclusion of an argument depends on an erroneous characteristic from parts of something to the whole or vice versa. (e.g., Humans have consciousness and human bodies and brains consist of atoms; therefore, atoms have consciousness. Or: a word processor program consists of many bytes; therefore a byte forms a fraction of a word processor.)

confirmation bias (similar to observational selection): This refers to a form of selective thinking that focuses on evidence that supports what believers already believe while ignoring evidence that refutes their beliefs. Confirmation bias plays a stronger role when people base their beliefs upon faith, tradition and prejudice. For example, if someone believes in the power of prayer, the believer will notice the few "answered" prayers while ignoring the majority of unanswered prayers (which would indicate that prayer has no more value than random chance at worst or a placebo effect, when applied to health effects, at best).

confusion of correlation and causation: (e.g., More men play chess than women, therefore, men make better chess players than women. Or: Children who watch violence on TV tend to act violently when they grow up.) But does television programming cause violence or do violence oriented children prefer to watch violent programs? Perhaps an entirely different reason creates violence not related to television at all. Stephen Jay Gould called the invalid assumption that correlation implies cause as "probably among the two or three most serious and common errors of human reasoning" (The Mismeasure of Man).

excluded middle (or false dichotomy): considering only the extremes. Many people use Aristotelian either/or logic tending to describe in terms of up/down, black/white, true/false, love/hate, etc. (e.g., You either like it or you don't. He either stands guilty or not guilty.) Many times, a continuum occurs between the extremes that people fail to see. The universe also contains many "maybes."

half truths (suppressed evidence): An statement usually intended to deceive that omits some of the facts necessary for an accurate description.

loaded questions: embodies an assumption that, if answered, indicates an implied agreement. (e.g., Have you stopped beating your wife yet?)

meaningless question: (e.g., "How high is up?" "Is everything possible?") "Up" describes a direction, not a measurable entity. If everything proved possible, then the possibility exists for the impossible, a contradiction. Although everything may not prove possible, there may occur an infinite number of possibilities as well as an infinite number of impossibilities. Many meaningless questions include empty words such as "is," "are," "were," "was," "am," "be," or "been."

misunderstanding the nature of statistics: (e.g., the majority of people in the United States die in hospitals, therefore, stay out of them.) "Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive." -- Wallace Irwin

non sequitur: Latin for "It does not follow." An inference or conclusion that does not follow from established premises or evidence. (e.g., there occured an increase of births during the full moon. Conclusion: full moons cause birth rates to rise.) But does a full moon actually cause more births, or did it occur for other reasons, perhaps from expected statistical variations?

observational selection (similar to confirmation bias): pointing out favorable circumstances while ignoring the unfavorable. Anyone who goes to Las Vegas gambling casinos will see people winning at the tables and slots. The casino managers make sure to install bells and whistles to announce the victors, while the losers never get mentioned. This may lead one to conclude that the chances of winning appear good while in actually just the reverse holds true.

post hoc, ergo propter hoc: Latin for "It happened after, so it was caused by." Similar to a non sequitur, but time dependent. (e.g. She got sick after she visited China, so something in China caused her sickness.) Perhaps her sickness derived from something entirely independent from China.

proving non-existence: when an arguer cannot provide the evidence for his claims, he may challenge his opponent to prove it doesn't exist (e.g., prove God doesn't exist; prove UFO's haven't visited earth, etc.). Although one may prove non-existence in special limitations, such as showing that a box does not contain certain items, one cannot prove universal or absolute non-existence, or non-existence out of ignorance. One cannot prove something that does not exist. The proof of existence must come from those who make the claims.

red herring: when the arguer diverts the attention by changing the subject.

reification fallacy: when people treat an abstract belief or hypothetical construct as if it represented a concrete event or physical entity. Examples: IQ tests as an actual measure of intelligence; the concept of race (even though genetic attributes exist), from the chosen combination of attributes or the labeling of a group of people, come from abstract social constructs; Astrology; god(s); Jesus; Santa Claus, black race, white race, etc.

slippery slope: a change in procedure, law, or action, will result in adverse consequences. (e.g., If we allow doctor assisted suicide, then eventually the government will control how we die.) It does not necessarily follow that just because we make changes that a slippery slope will occur.

special pleading: the assertion of new or special matter to offset the opposing party's allegations. A presentation of an argument that emphasizes only a favorable or single aspect of the question at issue. (e.g. How can God create so much suffering in the world? Answer: You have to understand that God moves in mysterious ways and we have no privilege to this knowledge. Or: Horoscopes work, but you have to understand the theory behind it.)

statistics of small numbers: similar to observational selection (e.g., My parents smoked all their lives and they never got cancer. Or: I don't care what others say about Yugos, my Yugo has never had a problem.) Simply because someone can point to a few favorable numbers says nothing about the overall chances.

straw man: creating a false scenario and then attacking it. (e.g., Evolutionists think that everything came about by random chance.) Most evolutionists think in terms of natural selection which may involve incidental elements, but does not depend entirely on random chance. Painting your opponent with false colors only deflects the purpose of the argument.

two wrongs make a right: trying to justify what we did by accusing someone else of doing the same. (e.g. how can you judge my actions when you do exactly the same thing?) The guilt of the accuser has no relevance to the discussion.

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Science attempts to apply some of the following criteria:

1) Skepticism of unsupported claims

2) Combination of an open mind with critical thinking

3) Attempts to repeat experimental results.

4) Requires testability

5) Seeks out falsifying data that would disprove a hypothesis

6) Uses descriptive language

7) Performs controlled experiments

8) Self-correcting

9) Relies on evidence and reason

10) Makes no claim for absolute or certain knowledge

11) Produces useful knowledge

Pseudoscience and religion relies on some of the following criteria:

1) Has a negative attitude to skepticism

2) Does not require critical thinking

3) Does not require experimental repeatability

4) Does not require tests

5) Does not accept falsifying data that would disprove a hypothesis

6) Uses vague language

7) Relies on anecdotal evidence

8) No self-correction

9) Relies on belief and faith

10) Makes absolute claims

11) Produces no useful knowledge

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2009-09-18T19:25:00.010+01:00

aloha and welcome to this special celebrity edition of CRIBS :)
and whose the celebrity, well me ya feckers, this is where i get me COOK-ON and stufff and as promised a picture of the mighty DYSON, WAH WAH, the power tool for cleanin shit up, evry messy bollox needs one of these, anyhoo the pics are in no type of order owing to that messy bollox blogger bugger, feck nows the reason it chose to stick em in that oreder but there ye go, loads o knobbly bits and veg and the like in the kitchen, they get ye loads o poonanny so they does, ye don,t hav ta cook or owt, just have dem in da kitchen, the fluffies tink yer a wee bit sophisti, even if all deh get is some tea an toast, remeber ta throw out afore they comes too whiffy :)

2009-09-14T19:49:00.003+01:00

Rocket Scientists at work :)

2009-09-13T08:51:00.002+01:00

hehehehehe, aloha , hows it goin and all that pish. fit ur ye up tae, me am at wurk,eeuuch, definitly not at IKEA, hah, heathen scum that yea,s are. why dont ye just crawl into the bleedin box and stay there, take yer flat packed lifestyle to the extreme, wot wit all the old furniture being chucked out, halloween is gonna have plenty supplies for all the kiddies ta play wit this yeer, a genuine bonfire of the vanities awaits, yea think of all the overtime for dublin,s finest firefighters, ambulance and of course the old plod, i,ll be gettin me curly kale and the likes on, don,t know bouts brack tho, looks like an enemic turd, tastes like it too, don,t ask, anyhoo gettin back too workin nights soon, how much fun can one person have

2009-09-09T16:58:00.002+01:00

well jings crivvens help ma boab, fit like and all that pish, fair scunnered after washin cookin an cleanin all freakin day, bout ta make sum gnocchi an foccacio, ye can come round if ye want, boiund ta be plenty stuff, o and meatballs, all in time for da footie da s,evenin, scotland versus the dyke dwellers, hopefully they will be too stoned out there minds and shagged out from wall to wall prossies we might just stand a chance,and wot do we win, yet another game of bleedin football, the opportunity awaits us to totally humilate and degrade ourselves on the world stage, yea us, if yer out of luck yer outta work we can qualify for johannesburg, the tartan army are on their way. ahahahha, no prisoners :)

हिल्ल्बिल्ली हेअवें :)

2009-08-14T22:36:00.002+01:00

2009-08-11T21:25:00.004+01:00

Fat Boy wit a Camera :)
wots that all aboot anyhoo,
back ta work 2day, no more suspension, shit loads more bills tho,not at the usual outpost for the time being, picking up hours here and there, s,bout the best that can be done under the circumstances

A small collection of me fones, wot d,ya need more than one fone for, and this isn,t all of em, most of em are quite shitty and stop workin after a while, so ye go buy a noo one just for the old fecker ta start workin again ????????????

2009-08-08T13:33:00.005+01:00

aloha and welcome to the castleknockers toyz R us :)

sittin in da house serving a suspension from work, jeez daytime telly would do yer nut in, have ta get back to earning the pennies, molto moolah needed ta keeps up wit da repayments on me wild lifestyle, hmmmmmmmmm, gots tons of shit plugged inta me telly, x-box, playstation, digi-box, dvd recorder, shit loads o films and heres me watchin re-runs of topgear on dave :(
shit thats wot it is

as ye can see me picture taking skills are still lacking, but old tangerine dream is still alive :)

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hav ta take a snap of me DYSON, hah, paid summit like 400euro for a feckin vacum cleaner, mental or wot, the carpets in dis gaff were disgusting, required a right good see-ing to, so i boughts meself a big feck-off vacum cleaner, at least ye can walk on the thing now without sticking to it.

so hopefully will be back at work from next week, havin to move onto days for a bit, hate doin that losin out on the extra pennies, bollox, wot kin ye do, at least the job have been good to us keepin me position open for us....

2009-08-02T16:23:00.002+01:00

wot a shite week that was, how much feckin top-gear can ye watch, bored outta me skull, brilliant,TV is total crap, cant be rsed goin thru the dvd collection to find somethin watchin, actually prob stick on some Jean Gabin later, go into gangster mode for a bit, footie season kicks off soon, weather still crap

2009-08-01T20:15:00.002+01:00

whoa have i got a weekend planned or wot,wot will i do first,prob pass into a coma, jings it was a lot easier just to get plastered, a weekend ot TV once again.

2009-07-24T21:20:00.002+01:00

aloha and welcome from a wet and windy me, barely alive on da sofa in front of me big feck-off tv in castle bigknockers, not a lot going on ,ere, wotchin Dr Who, Torchwood and ant other shite thats being spewed outta me plasma, feck it would drive ye ta drink, i would walk to the off licence but i,m too feckin bloated from eatin, hah feck me drawers are gonna take some washin as well, tink it will be back ta pirate downloads and the likle for the rest of the weekend, got loads o films i,ve downloaded and not watched yet, looks like i,ll be doing it on me ownsome too. hmmm :(
never mind, bollox to them

:(

2009-07-20T12:03:00.002+01:00

well a couple od days of drunken debauchery behind me its now time to head back to happy dubhland, got me bills and the like to look forward too, me phone ran oot of charge days ago, naturally i forgot to take me charger wit me, camera ran oot o charge as well, ditto with the charger for that, next to no wifi availibilty roon aboot small towns in ayrshire, havin ta use libraries once again, jings, its free anyhoo so theres no worries really, anyhoo time ta stock up with food and the like before we head off across the spanish feckin main yet again, keep yer eyes peeled for pirates, if you see any , see if ye can get us a copy of da noo harry potter thing

2009-07-18T12:49:00.002+01:00

so howzit goin, day umptenn back in hillbilly heaven, no poles roma,s chinese, nigerians or any other type of person about that makes up modern society, no green grapes either, hah, chinese found out they taste like chicken, really should have brushed up on me banjo skills for the return here, scary wee place at times, half the feckin town boarded up, but i do think the town was allowed to expand without any thought going into the long term there, still one of these places where they hang onto the notoin of the High Street being the hub of all that goes on, jings, its only bout twenty mins from Glasgow these days ,bout 7 mins from the nearest airport, Elvis International so if ye wanna be else where its real easy, so proddyville is in its last thows of being a seaside resort even with the added bonus of having the british golf open going on nearby hasn,t helped the local economy that much, place was never geared up for handling the volume of traffic it can produce, and that feckin gang that seems ta run everything in this neck of the woods, the strathclyde polis are guaranteed ta waste yer day and yer time if they come across you, the prysbeterian mafia, you should be at home with wire brush and dettol , weather is bleedin awful as per ush, that wot makes golf here that wee bit interestin, the bleedin awful weather,gail force winds, icy rain thats where we get the name blue-nose from, totally baltic at times :)

was out last night wit some of the folks, hmmmmmmmmm. wot a joke fest that was, all finished bout 9.30 and then back to bay sitters, ashtma inhalers and video-ed episodes of corrie and emmerdale, jings, not for me thank-you, stumble along with a few old friends ta hear some noisey type band, it wasn,t that much more entertaining either, so the night is hopefully gonna go a wee bitty better, here,s hoping, anyhoo see-ya later

2009-07-16T11:55:00.002+01:00

bollox, back in me hometown for a few days, how the hell did ever evolve into some one as svelvte as gosh wow as i is from such a hill billy shit hole, nah seriously, wtf is goin on here in the land that time totally ignored, feck is bout all i can say, wot ye s,posed ta do wit yersell during daylight hours, this was previously a seaside resort town in some other era or dimension, feck its got an outrageous amount of oldies crinkling aboot , sittin in some poncey wine type bar or whatever its s,posed ta be, wot fun, forget all this barista lark that ye get everywheres now, ive recently had some of the worst coffee i,ve ever experienced, all in the one wee town an all. how do they manage it, there is very few moving parts in coffee making, it most definatly is not rocket feckin science, golfis a load of bollox by the way, just never got into the pringled and checked lifestyle regardless of how dayglo it can become, waste of a good feckin field most golf courses are. plant some drugs in these fields and lets have some real opium for the mass,s :)

2009-05-27T14:41:00.002+01:00

2009-05-19T09:21:00.000+01:00

! HANDY LATIN PHRASES !!
Aqua iacta est
The water is cast (better than... been to the loo!!)

Fac ut cubiculum
Get a room!

Semper in excretum sum sed alta variat
Always in the shit, but the depth varies

Potentia vobiscum
May the force be with you.

Laboris gloria Ludi
Work hard, Play hard

In vino veritas
In wine there is truth.

Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!

Usus est magister optimus
Practice is the best teacher ... practice makes perfect.

Sic infit
So it begins / Thus it begins

Tempus fugit, mors venit
Time passes, death advances.

dum spiro, spero
As long as I breathe, I hope.

a agricola in agri est dignitas duos in urbs
A farmer in the field is worth two in the city

lupus non mordet lupum
a wolf does not bite a wolf

Espresso est, ergo cogito.
Espresso is, therefore I think

Spero nos familiares mansuros
I hope we'll still be friends.

Noli illegitimi carborundum
Don't let the bastards wear you down.

Audacter calumniare, semper aliquid haeret
Slander boldly, something always sticks

Stercus accidit
Shit happens

Erat abhinc viginti annis hodie, Centurio Piper catervam canere docebat
It was Twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play.

Aspice quod felix attracsit
Look what the cat dragged in.

Aequitas non facit ad angulum abuso ipsum sceleratum.
Equity does not go off to a corner and masturbate.

Servo Permaneo Bovis Provestri
Save the Last Bullet for Yourself

Te scindam
I'll cut you.

Veni, vidi et capiebar ad anum
I came, I saw and I endured a rear assault (said by Hannibal)

Pons asinorum
Bridge of asses

Persona non grata
Person not pleasing

Audio hostem
I hear the enemy

Semper ubi sub ubi
Always where under where (Always wear underwear)

Vestri matris
Your mom

Veni Vidi Volo in domum redire
I came, I saw, I want to go home

Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
If you can read this, you're too educated

Magnus frater est vigilo vos
Big Brother is watching you

Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.

Radix lecti.
Couch potato.

Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I'd like to buy some condoms.

Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus
et fructuosis potiri potes!
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced,
high-paying world of Latin!

Gramen artificiosum odi.
I hate Astroturf.

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant.
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall.

Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am depressed.

Abundant dulcibus vitiis.
Nobody's perfect.

Ventis secundis, tene cursum.
Go with the flow.

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum.
Don't you dare erase my hard disk.

Illegitimi non carborundum.
Don't let the bastards burn you.

Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
Your fly is open.

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.

Furnulum pani nolo.
I don't want a toaster.

Morologus es!
You're talking like a moron!

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking a lot.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Tace atque abi.
Shut up and go away.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant.
May barbarians invade your personal space.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Actio personalis monitur cum persona.
Dead men don't sue.

Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.

Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
Take my wife, please!

Actus non facit reum nisi mens est rea.
I never intended to kill anybody.

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I'm home.

Fac ut nemo me vocet.
Hold my calls.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.

Labra lege.
Read my lips.

Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
Garbage in, garbage out.

Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.
I think we're on the same wavelength.

Subucula tua apparet.
Your slip is showing.

Absolvi meam animam.
I got that off my chest.

Ante victoriam ne canas triumphum.
Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.

Apudne te vel me?
Your place or mine?

Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo.
I'll have a pizza with everything on it.

Obesa cantavit.
The fat lady has sung.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Non sum pisces.
I am not a fish.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?

Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.

Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.

Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
You know, the Romans invented the art of love.

Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur.
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket.

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant.
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy.

Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.

Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.

2009-05-18T11:28:00.001+01:00

52 things you would love to say out loud at work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhhh. I see the f ***-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?

24. Do I look like a f****** people person to you?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........

32. An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.

33. Can I swap this job for what's behind door .........1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.

39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.

40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

41. Aren't you a black hole of need.

42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

44. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

45. If you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it over your mouth.

46. I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?

47. Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.

48. Have a nice day, somewhere else.

49. You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.

50. You are as pretty as a picture, I'd really like to hang you.

51. Don't believe everything you think.

52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.

2009-04-17T00:53:00.000+01:00

2009-03-22T09:24:00.002Z

ouch , sittin in a net cafe in edinburgh totally wasted, self inflicted injuries, my gawd, started boozin at 10am yesterday feck, supposed ta make it back to ireland for night shift tomorra, tink i will have ta go awol, am in no fit state for travellin or owt, wot can ye do, was supposed ta be a wild weekend and its turnin out pretty much as planned, thank you very much to the generous lady who showed me her boobies last night, thank from the heart of my enourmous bottom :)

2009-03-13T05:41:00.002Z

well wot, nuthin happenin here, bugger had management hangin abaht til 4in the mornin, wots that about, hardly the best preparation for a budget meeting, so yer proposals are zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, ye good one, nutjob, still messin wit incredi-mail, where id they get the name from, nuthin incredible bout it yet, doesn,t seem ta work much really, does all this mental nstuff but who cares if the peeps on the udder side cant receive, loads o bumpf as per ush, gettin uist ta gettin rid of virus,s and bugs and the like from me putersonlt ta find its now on yer fone , whoooppeee, wot can ye do,

2009-03-10T09:21:00.002Z

, well thats boutwahey, sittin on the couch in me posh gaff in castleknockers,wireless and witless, brill, got the big telly just pourin out nonsense, got some brekkie cookin in the kitchen, oops scuse me, nearly got rissoles their, anyhoo slobbing on the couch less than hour after leavin castle greyskull or feckin numbskull, ideal being in reasonable commuting distance from work not livin on the arse end of dublin anymore, just a quick jaunt through the park and yer in town, course the traffic headin for town at that time of the mornin is atrocious, but i,m goin against the flow, no change there then, bus,s trains and the like, waste of bleedin time, full of kids being herded to skool, trains are non existent and the train station is nowhere bleedin near where i live or work, so feck it , get a limo, it may be a bit outrageous to have yer security guard turning up in a car a lot more expensive than the boss,s but shit ye feel a lot safer :) anyways only half an hour before the first re-run of top gear today, wonderful and there is nuthin skanger chav like about me, well thats about it from me, get on wit yer work ya lazy bollox ye

2009-03-10T03:42:00.003Z

still awake are we, i,ve been chasing me arse all bleedin night, alarms going off every freakin where, geezers wanderin drunk into the mall, the band next door fillin the bleedin basement and the fire exits with their smoke machine, wouldn,t be too clever if the fire alarm went off and every bugger rushed for the fire exits onlt to find them full of smoke, other stuff been listenin to some old ritchie blackmore, wot a looper always good for a giggle e, woz,m then sit and compare to yngwie, yep got bugger all really to do wit me sel, ha who cares, tink off da moooooneyyyyyy :)

2009-03-09T22:30:00.002Z

hello boyz n gils :)

wits da story, wot d,ye get up ta over da weeken, me work mostly, well sat nite was a wee bit diff, some sort of sobriety , no whisky for a change, aint had owt in days, no i,m not skint, strange thought i won,y get hammered on the nippy sweetie , i know wine, vibno?? strange thought indeed, gis a case of wine then, poof :)

any difference, no not really, however i,m stiil avery loving and giving person hah,
anyhoo hav ye seen the watchmen yet, or ye been to told to remove it from yer pc hahaha,
strange days indeed, never seen a costume hero done from behind before, other shite, well worked sunday overtime , supposed ta be money for the edinburgh jaunt, we,ll see, gettin nearere so it is, if it comes off should be loads of fun anyways back to work, gettin really scary at times, couple of new blokes joined the elite squad hopin to become g4s supersoldiers, gee, scary they are , in all the wrong ways, ye just would not be lookin for these blokes to back ye up in any situation, mind you i tink ye would hav ta find thems first, i mean wtf, ye do realise at times there,s some really shitty work ta be carried oot, i know tings is gettin hard for peeps every where, but tink afores ye takes some job that i,ll get ye a kick up the hole for yer bother if ye dont know wots yer doin

2009-03-09T21:31:00.005Z

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2009-03-06T03:50:00.002Z

yet another night of complete bollox, loads of shit just not happenin wit the e/mail prog, its now forwarding me mail i sent bus doesn,t ave me name on any line wot so ever the demented fucker that it is, wot ye s,posed ta do, can,t get outlook express to work at all, wots the story there, the customising continues naturally, who the hell wants a bleedin ugly lookin windows lookin thing, so new icons , fonts , start-ups splash screens wot ,ave u, wot else kin ye do to make the thing a wee bit better to play with, mean am s,posed ta interact it dis thingy, but its a poxy lookin git at times, so at the mo i,ve got some retarded old skool rock bangin outta its tinny speakers, wot joy, at least it,s noise :)

2009-03-05T05:21:00.002Z

so yet another post, even more whinging, went and deleted shit loads o mail this morn, prob around 4years worth of the stuff stuck on gmail,but settin up incredimail was just a pain in the butt if you want mail forwarded to the one account, no type of filter or the like, it just kept sendin ye every item in the archive, wasn,t gonna do anythin with them, bet ya google was, but hey, fuck em,

went onto some free ebook site, download some guff, turnin ma wee machine into all it can be, a multi taskin multi media toy that i dont really need, but then have you ever did 14hr night shifts, spent years doin this crap, shit most night guards could become film critics and the like, we develop shit loads of talents abilities and qualitites that suppose be better put to use, yet another one for the recessionistas to dabble with,
anyhoo off in a couple of hours and it will be off to slumberland for me, got a bit of the weekend off, why not come over and see me

2009-03-05T02:12:00.002Z

well wots the story wit ya, wots ye been up ta, i,ve been muckin abaht wit me wee web book ,ere - ye kno the ones they give away for nowt else where but ye ripped off for nearly 400 euro in luvverly dubhland, been stickin on things like incredi-mail. at the time it seemed a good idea, havi a more personalised mail, ye uist to be able to do this sort o stuff in gmail at one time but they took that function away from it, it was just a piece of fun, buggers seems not all mailing systems are that compatible anyhoo, its pretty much the same as outlook express, a wee bit more capable than most webmail that yer offered, course the likes of IM seems to be able todo just as much, can,t beat a prog with bells an whistles it makes communicating fun or funnier :)
who the feck still uses stuff like that

udder stuff, loads o crime fightin continue, feck, place is gettin a wee bitty wild, feck the number of arrests this week so far is a bit head wreckin, wtf is goin on, no doubt all the recessionistas will hav sum view onnit, hmmmmmmmm, feck-off to them

other than that we got the count down to Paddy,s Day then i,m off ta SCOTLAND, wahey

had a weeken o watchin old sci-fi stuff, that was a bit of a laff, most the sites with movies on them usually hav nowt but shit, a pleasant suprise for a change,

more virus,s. bugger an bollox, spent ages recently just gettin bugs oot ma puters, every sodin thin goin aboot, anti XP and a good few others, eveb stuff sent by mail once again, gimme peace ya bunch o freakozoids

2009-02-24T08:49:00.002Z

well jolly gee whizz, the start of me first time off in about 26days, ridiculous,wot am gonna do wit meself, prob just pass out for a cupplla days, got loads o shit ta catch up on, feck got about two black bags of washing to get done, cookin cleaning and all that stuff, got strat havin to recoup the money i,ve paid out for bills as well, wot fun, whatever happened to just vegging out on the couch and watchin the telly

2009-02-24T03:47:00.003Z

well fook me, been a long weekend, its nearly three weeks since i had some proper time, cant afford the time off too, spending like an eejit as yet. keepin some kinda tabs on the bills, got me phone bill the telly paid, loan repayments and all that lark only for rent day to comeround once again, some good stuff over the weekend, hah, some feckin nutcases at the top of grafton street in broad daylight thought they were doin everyone a big service by actin as vigilantes and beatin up on some geezer, feckin eejits, i had them bleedin arrested, assholes os not enough to cover the shit these clowns got up ta. and as to be expected these geezers were completely ignorant of what was happenin anyhoo and hav got theselves in a bit o bother, just no way are they gonna get a slap on the wrist, not so mouthy when they get the cuffs slapped on them, naturally it was the alcohol that was responsiblr for the bravado and not a sense of public duty, arseholes in the extreme, and whats all this shite bouts robocop ya bunch o wankers, you should have seen these feckers when it dawns on them that they hav really fucked up, in the middle of town the bunch of tramp[s that they are, but no a few beers and they are under the notoin that they are the three feckin musketeeers. really fat ones with bad dress sense, some young cheeky bleedin police man made me give him a hand chasing after them, now this fecker is like 23 years old prob goin to the gym every day, me runnin alongside him coughing up a lung, and whe we catch ups with the fellas what arrive at the same time, two feckin police cars, real big fast ones as well, o what was all the runnin stuff about

2009-02-19T01:19:00.002Z

yea me , finally got me broadband upgrade, jump n bite, kick scratch, spit and swallow, look over yer shoulder and bark, hah, the internet at greatly enhanced speed makes all things seem possible, wot joy, all i need now is a reason for having bleedin broadband or maybe even a feckin puter :)

just watched Slumdog Millionaire, was gonna save a for a night in the house or maybe even goes to the Cinema, nah maybe not, well worth a second viewing though,

other guff, radio yngwie on in the background, doing a quick scan the prob pay me phone bill, god the excitment. time to get a serious grip of the finances, january was a big spending month feck, now its time to face up ta all the fun i can have earning the money ta pays for it :(

not a lot, else going on, oh aye, Twenty Major has a new book oot, that should aste some times methinks, brill word that is, availible from all disreputable skank stores and liberties stall

2009-02-19T01:04:00.000Z

ah fuck,i,ve run outta fags,be back in a minute

2009-02-18T01:28:00.002Z

so wot about ya, all these job losses are gettin real scary :(
but wot kin ye do,
eventually , well i tink so anyways, eircom are geetin round to upgradin me broadband, woz still on the starter package, jeez how are ya s,posed ta wotch porn on that rubbish, ye just get fed up, ye cant have a wank that takes boot two hours, good grief yer dick would come off in yer bleedin hand, or is that wot its s,posed ta do,
got all the locks in the house fixed, jings, got yet another delivery of entral heating oil,brill, got a new door put on the shed, the boiler needs a service, and its only tuesday, how willa cope, the rock n roll lifestyle,

listening to some muck on the Last FM, the yngwie malmsteen channel, likes the ol yngwie i does, so its a night of gurning guitarists playin musical nonsense, just right up my streeet, cant find a decent film ta bleedin wotch, wots the score there, some of the muck that gets released is unbelievable, well anyhoo got nuthin else ta do wit meself, some folks have seem ta hav gone off in a cream puff, but bollox to ya, am in me bunker where nowt can get at me, ma 8gazillion cameras covering the whole of the metrollopiss of dubhland,
fotie was pish at the weekend, mainly the gers and celts, total muck so it was, hhhhhhhhmmmmmm. looks like we,re heading towards strikes and the like, confrontation, wahey, plenty overtime in thatr for me, good job we,re a uninised industry can all ways rely on them to come up wit some work for us even in a downturn global recession and what have you, the security industry is on the up and up. hah, funny that innit,
shoulda had this weekend off, but no, overtime again, some dayshift, feck, just tink off da money, its abot all that would have ye put up wit some towrags kids boppin bout the centre acting like feckin eejits, minimum wage plus a bit to put up wit yer freakin retard kids

2009-02-15T01:03:00.002Z

well buggeration and bollox, how was yer valentines day for you then, yet anoyher day of no cards flowers or posh nosh an fancy cars, he did however manage ta force he,s grubby hands down yer drawers i,ll bet, yet another weekend of stucco stained arse, hmmmmmmmmm, and its all slipping away from ya, how many years are left in those looks :) can,t be gettin any brighter, certainly not gettin any richer, so wota the deal then, terminal stupidity, well fuck me, all the chances are dryin up real quick, this is a recession ya know, those wit money dont wana know those who aint,the futures purple, thats yon tincture stuff to cover up scabs, go fuckin rot......................................

in a complete turn around, so what ye been doin wit yersell, spendin more time in front of the telly, snoopin around the net readin other folks diaries, wots that aboot anyhoo, ye hopin ta be enlightened, illuminated, ya hopin ta get a mention that gives ye some wee glimmer of glee that yer still an annoying cunt, weeeeeeeeelll.......look no further
othr stuff and the all important stuff at this time of the year, gettin near to the first cup finals of the season, the league cup, Rangers and Celtic Final, but before that they go hard at it tomorra afternoon while i,ll be fast in me bed, so feckin borin scottish fotball this year,just not any real good football being played, outcome is the exact same though, even though in the past five years two scottish teams have made major european finals football has went into reverse, strange that,

Telly is total rot at the minute, next to feck all on , especially when yer stayin up late and tryin ta catch some late night telly, danny feckin dyer, aptly named, some bollox on some wee mental shit who was a total pain in the arse during the 80,s 90.s whatever, freakin dork, and here,s this cockney git canonising him or some muck, sure there,s tons more folks of workin class origin that are more deserving praise than thes feckin eejits, britains hardest men, britains meanest men, my arse, waaanna catch summit that showcases britains workin class then catch ch4,s secret millionaire, and not just the geezers and the girlies who,ve made loadsa dosh, big standout thing for me anyhoo was the diverse cultural backgrounds of folks taking active part given time and money to charity and community work, ye do know what community is dont ya,

o`ther piffle- rugby season againm backs to the wall,rugby hah, the slogan for which should be i dont have a cock,its not a game of great athleticism. its not a game of brain surgery or the toughest guys on the planet, it is however a game where people like too bathe together, all good clean fun, more to be pitied than scolded.....

other cock, got a weekend away orgainised, a trip to jolly ol edinburgh, Scotlands dead posh and pretty capital city, now it is a palce well worth going ta see , then some other mad mental female wantin me ta go ta tueky with her for some mental reason, shaggin i suppose, no she sez sunbathing ,shaggin ya mean, no relax, do some sailing nice restaurants, lovely weather, nice balcony few drinks enjoy the time off, shaggin ya mean, can do that round ma place on the couch, i,ll buy ya a kebab and a turkish delight and go halfers for the taxi home, nah forget it be cheaper todo a fortnight in turkey, yer on.............

2009-02-14T03:15:00.001Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKWHuxljFE

or maybe this

2009-02-14T03:12:00.000Z

one for valentines day :)

2009-02-10T19:50:00.002Z

so howsit goin,eventualy got some time off,jings and skint again,so wot ye gonna do, sittin on the couch wit me wee black beauty,me 10incher(wahey)knockin out this crap, got me big telly on,some dvd,s some food bubbblin away in the kitchen a mere two yard stumble from this couch me big arse is melded to, hav,nt got any peat for the fire so its on wit the central heatin, ye know that feckin monster that seems to ant to solve the oil crisis all on its own, whoever designed the central heating system in this house needs a good kick up the knickers, anyhoo maybe i can get the girlies to drive round to the spar shop, hah lazy bollox that i is, back at work tomorra, needs the overtime as usual, money is already spent, we,ve got an outing to edinburgh planned for just after paddy,s day should be a laugh,anyways stuff thats on the telly, gotmeself some kinda digi-box a hundred channels of sod all, yecan expand the system so much extra sports channels movie packages all to find shit that ye wouldnt watch, wtf is that all about,no way happier or contented when yer on a night in than ye were when there was aboot 4channels,

all your base are mine fuckers

2009-02-06T01:19:00.005Z

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my eyes are actually bleeding, my hands have gone numb, head just totally fuzzed over, benelyn and pepsi will not cure a cold on their own, so whisky, ya that what the stuff was, hah

so thas pretty much wot ave done wit me lounge
click the link

2009-02-04T03:17:00.002Z

thi ,ere piece of witchcraft is beig knocked together on me new note book,hah, for some reason i reckoned it was time i went and got meself some portable device, a mobile bar would have been a better investment but none the less, a elonex 10in web book, hhhmmmmmmmmm, whatever, the xp version, yea right as if i actually know owt bboot linux and all that shite, it,s still got a mind of it,s own,does all sorts of shit when yer not watchin, it,s wifi which s,pose will come in handy some time, but a genuine reason for havin one i would be hard pushed to find but there ye go, beginning to look like inspector feckin gadget, fones, cameras, dvd players,for the summer i was goona get meself a porsche and why the hell not, needs ta be able to move all this gear abouts wit me

udder stuff, hmmmm. skanger is long gone mores the pity, the rest of all the oddball freaks and nitwits are hovering round the periphery as they are bound todo, feckless fuckless retards that they are, and i mean that in the nicest possible way,

spent most of this eveing on the old movie sites, shit ye would be hard pressed to find owt worth watchin,but anyhoo got an alarm ta goes ta , be back in a bit

2009-02-04T03:02:00.002Z

well blogger buggers how goes it, from the piccies below ye can see that it doesn,t take nuch to bring old dubh land too it,s knees, hardly the hardy types peeps envisage themselves as, bus,s runnin late, schools closed, traffic backed up for hours, seems the only infrastructure we have here is folks who are good at lining their own pockets then passing the blame,shite ye would think we were in deepest feckin iceland, a wee bit o snow, jings,anyhoo it makes for some good telly, broaband was down for a wee bit too, work is great fun the eve, evrywhere is gettin freakin flooded, alarms going off allroads, folks who are nominated as key holders are hiding at home desperatly hoping the alarms will fix themselves and the next time they turn up at work the place hasn,t been cleaned out,

2009-02-03T23:04:00.004Z

2009-02-02T02:47:00.004Z

well buggeration and bollox, hows it anging, bleedin freezin here workin on the night shift, cant get thesuperbowl on the pc either, not that am too arsed with that,would have passed afew hours though, went and got meself some new toys recently, beginning to look like inspector feckin gadget at times went and got a big feck-off telly for the gaff and that sorta crap, eventually got me broadband back on, too slow though but should be upgraded for the weekend, digi box for the telly is back workin an all, sixty channels of feck all, amazing the number of programmes i just wouldn,t watch, and for those folks who give off the shite, i only watch the discovery channel, get ta fuck ya bleedin eejit ye, re-runs of top gear on Dave, great name for Channel, are pretty much the standard fair, went and caught and old favourite this morning only to be totallt disappointed in how crap the film is, master of the world with vincent price always god for a laugh is vinnie, shame the film is pretty naff in the sfx dept, was gonna record it but the the dvd recorder is a pain in the hoop tryin ta set-up, anyhoo, got a day off the norra then back on for three nights and a whole weekend off ta meself

2009-01-29T18:27:00.002Z

yet again re-connected to the web, yea me, took bleedin ages to get the phone compant to get everything installed, then it didnt bleedin work, got it workin now, if it hadnt been for a guy from the pub i would not have got meself connected today, geezer from the hartston a friend of mo,s, connected me in minutes, this was only after a couple of dozen phone calls and a wait of over three bleedin weeks, download speed is total crap, so an upgrade is needed, it should be a wee bit easier, hoefully it only involves a tweak down the phoneline, anyhoo let the dredging of the lower reaches of the pond re-commence, now feck-off

2008-12-03T14:42:00.003Z

well well well, wot about yea, an afternoon of watchin old movies, and i do mean old, some shit from 1916 hah captain nemo, yaeh me now i,m onto Flash Gordon, hahahaha, so wot u been doin ta waste yer time, still doin battle with the forces of mongo, me i,ve got some chicken marimating in the fridge , gonna have me sone food thats worth eatin fuura change, xmas beckonning once again, this time the wolves are camped round the house , constantly circeling looking for the slighest opportunity, seems the celtic tiger is aboot ta come extinct as its asian cousind, negative equity, well that dont mean shit ta me as i was never in the postion ta buy ought, but fuck could do wit summit upbeat at the mo, hah talkin bout mo he seems ta have cut his feckin thumb off, bet that hurt, any hoo INT GONNA PRATTLE ON AT THIS MINUTE, back to the booze and the like, wot ye gonna be doin over the festive season by the way, i,m always here ya know, harhar, catch ye in a bit :)

2008-10-29T17:27:00.002Z

hey howsit gooin,
loads o stuff been goin on in blog land unbeknowst ta me but there ya go can,t be expected ta know everythin especially when i can,t be arsed the best of times, some of the more hi-profile bloggers in the land havin been breakin out in true joycian fashion, well maybe not joycian but they,ve taken there first tentative steps inta the big world of writing,always a good laugh when someone manages to blag there way into supposed academic realms while still takin the pish at the same time, always worth a read, chances are there second effort will have a better gestation period and grow inta summit a wee bit more worthy of the pers reputation and ability rather than have the timescale and the needs for new products be dumped fairly and squarely on the auld eejit,s decrepit frame, the money should keep him in pampers , incontinence knnickers, vicks vapour rub and dont forget bic razors ya manky auld goat, so check oo this-
also worth checkin oot for folks who were regular drop-in,s at ee,s blog, a new forum, twenty major net, worth a look for like minded folks awaiting parole or their home help turnin up..............
was gonna write summit on the state of some folksblogs but thought that would vbe a wee bit mean spirited at the mo even if the pers is a bit o a cnut:)
had been an occassional reader of their blog , always had a view meself to try and avoid havin aspecific format or ought for me own blogg, at time they old blogosphere was pretty much taken over by professional journo type wank shite and their feckin pointless musings on just bouts every feckin thin in a way to florid and wordy style for summit thats capable of multi media multi taskin and all that shite, if i could i would have turned me blogg inta mime, other folks with their tech perspective of the net, wtf are they on about, i can barely switch this ting on at times:)

2008-10-25T18:09:00.002+01:00

wahey, back from the spar,yep hi-light of the weekend so far, nip out for ciggies, time for some clean bed linen, hah manky fecker that i is at times, strange some of the stuff that zaps through the old napper when yer bored,,,, it,s ages since i,ve seen a mark4 cortina?????????????? anyhoo back to on-line movies, summit wit kiera knightley naked, that should do for a bit

2008-10-25T15:19:00.002+01:00

well ain,t the weather here just splendifirous, sittin wotchin films on the net, hah, wot shite,some of these flicks really shouldn,t see the light of day, :) steven seagal makes a shit load of films in a week, for a fat bastard thats quite good goin deranged fuck that he is, who the hell goes through life playin make belief as often that he does, yea yer dangerous man right enough, only too the fuckwits who invest in this shite, then again i,m freakin wotchin it but the weather here is shite so wot else ya gonna do, got some film on-line called fast, hahahahaha, downloaded it too, it has feckin sub-titles in hebrew, are u for feckin real,got too nip out to the spar for ciggies too, ah fuck,wot kin ye do, only get by cause of the drugs, so wonder wot folks get up ta sat afternoons in castleknock, b,ye go blitin down the auburn ave in yer souped up impreza or wot, me skyline still kick the ass of any stuff roun here, yer fat ass merc, yer knob fuck bentley wank machine, even that dayglo dago speed machine of a ferraro,hah, maybe i,ll just walk, no pro footie in Irelan as yet, maybe in the next hundred years or so, anyhoo i.m up. fit wull i dae oan a seterdey efternin?????????????????

Techdirt: Chinese Windows Users Accuse Microsoft Of Hacking Their Computers

2008-10-24T12:54:00.000+01:00

Techdirt: Chinese Windows Users Accuse Microsoft Of Hacking Their Computers

why i,m sticing this on ,ere i,ll never know, if you read this, then read this??????????????

How to Live in Your Car - wikiHow

2008-10-24T12:49:00.000+01:00

How to Live in Your Car - wikiHow

haha:) heres one for the downturn in the worlds economic status, now if you were a smart ass and was doin reeeeeeeaalllllll well for yersell durin boomtime and bought yer self a flash porshe or the likes yer kinda fucked, if ye were a real knob and bought a morgan then shoot youself, but if you have always had the prob of gettin rid of yer inner knacker and held onto yer hi-ace or caravan yer quids -in :)

2008-10-23T21:39:00.002+01:00

yep i,m such a grown up, sittin playin wit me toys yet again, got both screens workin away, wotchin footie on one and an episode of Bones on the udder, not that i give a shite about either of them, aston villa.v. ajax, not too really arsed bout that , bones, well knobs to that pile of piss, but sittin there with the two of them blaring away it becomes apparent, i need another sound channel, one that can run concurrently wit de one ave got, instead of all the blurb cummin outta the one speaker set-up, and why not:) ...................... for some reason every time i do summit on the screen not showin the footie, the footie screen ret8urns to some tiny window, doesn,t totally minimize, but i have it on F11, full screen so ye can actuall see whats bleedin happenin, anyhoo wasn,t that much arsed bouts the game so when the whole things went tits-up i wasn,t that bothered, jings i said :)
for some reason me puter keeps doin weird shit, not just crashin as is windows favourite operatin mode, but comin outs with shit like runnin outta virtual memory, this machine would work quicker if you used a mass usb device???????????????? pcts exe. is not workin, i dunno does it expect me to care or summit, just keep clickin on things dats wot i do

HAH,FUCKERS

2008-10-23T14:23:00.001+01:00

well maybe gone a wee bit too far :)

2008-10-23T00:05:00.003+01:00

hah me recent attempts at becomin captain Nemo, i know its sad i,ve got loads more toys than you, so wtf, :)..............should have centered these pix but never mind just i had ta show ya wots i get upta at times , load of nonsense really, only get me synth and the likes when i,m poor, not poorly , foolr that i stay in me bed and whinge alot, well i,m bleedin bloke in i, a geezer, weeaagh..................

anyhoo sittin here doin bugger all as per ush, work managed to bugger up me wages, me with bills to pay holidays ta take stuff like that and bosh, no feckin money paid into the bank, bollox,be off a week from costs more than ye think, only tomorrow to get through and then, yup another cucle of bills to pay, more parties demand yer presence, more folks ta visit loadsa stuff ta do, we aint had a night out in ages, bully for feckin you, anyhoo once thats over we have the countdown for xmas, o wot fun i,ve got ahead of meself, needs a haircut i does amongst other things, needs ta get a washing done, there is a monutain of minging clothes that would need a sherpa to engineer them towards the old twin tub, dry cleaning, vacuming, cooking, shopping, so whose gonna do all this shit...............

and anudder ting, got on one of those bleedin net movie sites, watch ON-LINE, my arse, was wotchin sum old guff, the italian job from 03 or summit, it only cuts out 20mins from the end and starts playin again from the beginning, the bastard, who the feck uploads these files, twisted bollo0x that they are, footie over the past days has been the same, got a bit of the pool match, bit of the chelsea, whoever we,re stealong the feed from would ya stop playin with the remote ya bastard

Gizmodo UK : Passports Required To Buy A New Phone

2008-10-22T18:24:00.000+01:00

Gizmodo UK : Passports Required To Buy A New Phone

ye kin fuck-off with all this shite

Gizmodo UK : Freeview Getting 3 New HD Channels

2008-10-22T18:22:00.000+01:00

Gizmodo UK : Freeview Getting 3 New HD Channels

fuck i can barely get the four feckin channels , as for internet TV, boolox

Gizmodo UK : Sony Pulls LittleBigPlanet Over Muslim Fears

2008-10-22T18:15:00.000+01:00

Gizmodo UK : Sony Pulls LittleBigPlanet Over Muslim Fears
so wots this shite really about then, couple of hundred years of ignoring folks and now, wtf

Techdirt: Dutch Kids Convicted For Stealing Virtual Magic Amulet

2008-10-22T18:10:00.000+01:00

Techdirt: Dutch Kids Convicted For Stealing Virtual Magic Amulet
virtual mugger:) hah, told ya

10,000 show up for Dail protest on medical cards - National News - Independent.ie

2008-10-22T17:40:00.000+01:00

10,000 show up for Dail protest on medical cards - National News - Independent.ie
The smell of vick was unbearable, speechs were held up due to 208 toilet breaks, havin to explain every two bleedin seconds, thats wotsi,s face you know the one that was in what d,ye call it,anyways what was the feckin point most of these peeps have forgotten they had medical cards or where they had put them :) anyhoo if ye remember the big annoucment of the day was that dora,s duaghter is finally gettin married???????????? you should have bought one of those suits from lidl,s, they,re good value, do you for interviews and court appearances, and don,t you get bleedin cheeky wit me young man??

Bertie Ahern breaks his leg in fall on stairs - National News, Frontpage - Independent.ie

2008-10-22T17:34:00.000+01:00

Bertie Ahern breaks his leg in fall on stairs - National News, Frontpage - Independent.ie

oho, wots all this ,ere then, Bertie takes atumble ???????????? i know did he jump or was he pushed, bit worrying though a man who just recently left public office should suffer something along the lines of this??? not usually the kind of accident that befalls(excuse the english) a geezer in his age bracket, all those years of brown envelopes you would have thought old bertie would be better heeled :)

2008-10-20T20:25:00.002+01:00

so yet again Dubh land is makin the news for all the wrong reasons, mean wtf, aint got nuthin to do wit da credit crunch, budget or owt which seems ta be outwith our power anyways, ghe escalation of gang violence in the capital is gettin way outta hand, and before ye forget it just isn,t involving folks who are members of gangs , fraternities, glee clubs and social organisations looking for there own personal nirvana, there has been plenty of innocent by standers or have ye forgotten already, folks in the wrong place at the wrong time, plumbers, young mothers, grans standing at the windows with kids in their arms, all great fun so it is,the papers as usual pour out endless bumff, jounalism in ireland seems to have sprung from a tradition originated by marvel and DC and the like, the monk, the penguin and a new one the panda, jeez wtf are you on, shit they,re still gettin mileage outta katy french, wot load of nasty wee bollox they are, for those dumb ass fuck wits who still cant see wot damage drugs and drug culture has done ta ireland wtf is it gonna take, get yer head out yer ass, here,s a wee funny to throw for a laugh, seems female peeps in ireland are unhappy with there lot because they cant meet folks who are on the same cerebral level as they are??????????? wot can say, dont do it then :)
as for other stuff, so wot ye doin with yerself then, still being wined and dined,long country drives, evenings at the theatre, foreign jaunts, sparkling wit, repartee even, or ye still plumped on a feckin bar stool, dont be a moocher,hah

2008-10-20T08:45:00.002+01:00

well howzit goin, been updatin the puter as ye can see fromm the pic, well maybe not,me piccie takin skills need improvin, if ye look closely ye will notice that it runs off alcohol, maybe thats why it breaks down so often, fotos will be upgraded regular as add-ons stick -ons hold-ups and wot hav you are melded to the puter, eventually me and it are gonna retreat inta a bunker then your gonna get it ya bunch o fuckers :) eh where were we, well been deletin loads of shit off this ting, it aint got a name yet, just called jesus a lot, so its got religion but not a name, feck i,m gonna hav a puter with guilt and the like, this pic was taken in the complete dark bye the way, bugger knows why as i was standing next to a feckin light switch at the time?????????????????? so ye passed yer drivin test yet, no fuck me

2008-10-19T04:51:00.002+01:00

well wot a fucker of a night, had ta restart this bleedin puter bout a half dozen times, keeps freezin on me,on startup it doesn,t always load evrythin and refuses to kick inta life, bleedin annoying so it is, anyhoo the crap that i,ve downloaded as of late, beginning to actually miss me telly even though its just shoved in the cupboard, the idea is that i use the puter for wotchin progs , films, dvd,s wot ave u, doesn,t always seem ta work, got some crap called the Crow2 runnin at the same time as i,m knockin this jobbie oot, anyhoo i,ms off ta see wot other types of daft rubbish i can download

2008-10-18T23:34:00.002+01:00

hey wot aboot ye, just anudder sat,night sittin here sober for a change, although it hasn,t been that long since i wasn,t, shit there wasn,t even any need for some genius from google ta stop me sendin mail shit all that was needed was toooooo much nippy sweetie :)

so wots ye gettin upto for xmas then eehh

2008-10-12T17:05:00.002+01:00

well i survived the party, :) only just, has a massive attack of gas and the like on the way home, taxi driver thought i was havin a bleedin heart attack, hmhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm, one thing though regardless of the digital age and folks striving to make cameras simpler to use, there,s no way i,m cut out to be a photographer, hah, wot muck they are, thenk feck some folks didnt turn up, they weren,t even mentioned in dispatch,s, certainly weren,t missed, so they seem to be out of favour wit the company, thankfully, saves us havin to get a wee bit aggressive, thats kept for special occassions, things went quietly enough.
got one of those invites the other day there, ye know the ones for all these communities, the likes of facebook, bebo and the like, this one is called yearbook or summit, load of shite, but it came from someone i work with, bollox so it is, opens up yer mail and starts spamming folks from yer address book, cunt is all i can say to the thing, i know the easiest thing ta do is just change me password and the like but these things are a pain in the hole to get outta yer system, anyways to folks who take up the invite, way ya mug ye,

2008-10-11T19:42:00.002+01:00

hey hey, off da weeken, off ta party, well, swing yer pants, wtf :) should be interestin,. wotched the footie this afternoon, got the engerlund match on fox espanyol, hah, all the ads for prostates,enema,s laxatives, wtf is goin on in the hispanic world, well the night should be fun, its got the opportunity for every freakin nut job and head banger that i know to act in charachter this eve, maybe they wont turn up:)

2008-10-07T19:53:00.002+01:00

this is the stuff, gettin totally outwith it wit da new puter, stuck an extra screen on it this eve, so i,m managing to wotch some wide screen porn while knockin this out on the old 12inch, ooooeeer missus, dont know if there is a genuine reason for having two screens on the one puter but there ye go, its a bit wierd and takes some gettin uist ta, same wit this teenie keyboard i use on this thing, its barely bigger than the span ofme hand, yahoo, know wot they sez bout folks wit big hands, thay wear big gloves, anyhoo, not alot happinin today, got a wee overtime shift, will pay for loads of guff that i really donts needs, but thats just wot folks needs right now, if ye consider yerself any type of humanitarian, ye will all do some overtime this month then everyone should go on a real weekend session, i mean we aint gonna get invadede by mad commies any more they all feckin live over here now, they,ll be goin out on the piss as well, so its yer national duty to work hard and then go get tanked, recovery will soon be under way and if it sont, well who,ll really give a shit

:)

2008-10-02T12:28:00.002+01:00

well howzit goin, still messin bout wit me puter set-up. wots u been gettin ta,got just bouts all the guff stucl on me machine, runnin it as an entertainment centre, well thats wot the bleedin thing was set up for, wotch movies online, get some catch up tv, wotch live footie and the like, radio stations, i know bit of a waste usin a puter as a radio, but loads of udder stuff as well, printin fotos, hah, ya shoold see me efforts wit the noo digi cam, brill so some of them are, ye could pay thousands for some of the sfx and here all ye need is withdrawel from alkiehol and ways ye go,not remotely arsed bouts online gaming never got inta that shite at all anyhoo on me day off at the min, back on at the weeken, not lookin forward to that piss really, stuck in the bunker for three days, wot joy, oh and the band that plays at the pub on the corner, ahhhhhh, the artists formerly known as mince, they are total muck, prob wotch some dvd,s, aint got ought in mind yet, ggive the 70.s and 80,s tv series a miss for a bit, there,s only so much of a good thing and after havin heard the intro and outro of the telly themes played umpteen times ye go a bit dolally, at least i,ll hav summit ta do comes a saturday night not like sum feckin creeps who hangs aboots blogs feckin oddballs, get out more :)

2008-09-30T22:53:00.004+01:00

fink am gonna use this one in future

2008-09-17T03:23:00.002+01:00

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2008-09-17T03:22:00.000+01:00

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2008-09-15T12:27:00.001+01:00

so wots the story, doin bugger all as ush, did ye get the new ikea catalogue yet, hmmmmmmmmm, just cant be tempted and as for you ya feckin wagon, sod off :) i,m calm honest ,

:)

2008-09-09T23:19:00.002+01:00

ach well, thats another cuppla days off wasted, cant be arsed doin owt at the mo, really need to be gettin me arse in gear got loadsa stuff to catch up on,washin cookin cleanin and all that shit, but who can be bothered, money is gettin a wee bit tight as overtime seems to be a thing of the past, got dayshift to look forward to for a cuppla days, both early starts pain in the arse that is, but i get finished early enough, missin all the sport yet again, since becomin a supersoldier wit g4s i,ve just abouts managed to miss evry bleedin event there is, loadsa footie tomorra world cup qualifiers, could be straight off the bus inta the pub to see if they show footie on the big screen in castleknock, should do, watched the end of the champions league final there before, aint puttin any pennies in ma fone at the minnit, thing has a life of its own, folks are insistin that i phoned them and arranged for them too drop by, havnt had any cred in the thing for bouts a fortnight so theres someone actin the bollox, rent needs ta be paid tthis week, thankfully i,m workin all over the weekend again so i wont be tempted to splurge out on some piece of nonsense i dont need, as for folks that read this blog ye would think i would be thankful, i ye would think that wouldnt ye....................

Blaze destroys historic church - National News, Frontpage - Independent.ie

2008-09-08T19:32:00.000+01:00

Blaze destroys historic church - National News, Frontpage - Independent.ie

oh dearie dearie me old bendover house got torched.mibbe GOD did it :)

2008-09-07T22:06:00.002+01:00

well, howzit goin, wotchin the footie or what, :)
engerlund beat the rest of the world, yea right, so hows it hangin wit you, we,ve got el presidente across the street this evening, orf ta see the opera she is, great stuff, wtf wos the motorcycle escort and all that shite about, the luas only stops round the corner, plenty of bus,s too, taxi,s rickshaws, nope she came in a big feck-off merc with outriders, Fidel Castro would have walked their and even joined the feckin band at half time, anyhoo who actually voted in the presidential elections.

bollox

2008-09-03T18:03:00.002+01:00

so wots the story, hav ye been playin wit all the new toys on the net yet, sittin up lates at night burnin chrome, or polishing it whatever the feck yer s,posed ta do wit it, wot is the point innit anyhoo, looks kinda shitty, all the add ons ye hav for the like of firefox are rendered totally useless, good fun that, customising this piece of jobbie is wot i spend most me time on, feck knows i dont really need a computer so wots does i needs a new feckin browser for, wots wrong wit the feckin half dozen i,ve ready gots loitering on me desktop, apparently chrome and safari share the same vulnerabilities, feck a couple of paranoid browsers, other shite, photosynth, now there,s a tool i will never have any use for either and silverlight hah, wot am i gonna do wit all this junk, keep em under the sink i tink

2008-09-03T00:34:00.002+01:00

so anyways where was i, theres only so much porn ye can watch before it starts to repeat itself, i mean how difficult can it be to include a nice wee sub plot, some witty dialogue, some special effects and maybe the odd guest apperance by some one who used to be resonably famous, how come all these pron stars seem to be devoid of catchphrases, some kinda logo or something that makes them instantly recognisable, it would help ye know rather than waiting until the end credits before yopu realise who ye were watchin, :) a nice theme tune could work too...........

oh aye i was at the pub the other day there,hhhmmmmmmmmmmm,still havnt got a grip on this boozin lark, not that i,m an alky or owt, just a total greedy bastard who seems to have an ever increasing capacity for downing whisky, jings, at 6pm on monday evening there was a litre bottle of whisky in this house, by 6am tuesday morn there wasn,t, now i dont know if in the middle of the night the sneaky bastard didnt let itslef out the front door and is busily running roun and round in the fields of castleknock, surely i didnt drink all of that on me own, jings and this is after do-ing in a regular sized bottle on the friday and yet another on the sunday, wtf........anyways the pub, so i was standing around with me finger up me hole doing absoultly bugger all, even though i had tried for ages to organise summit for me to get upto on me extended breaak from the work, six days in a row i had, brilliant, aye well for the best laid plans, but this just never seemed to get offf the ground in the first instance, try as might ye really have no feckin chance when some folks just never answer their phone, what the fuck is that about, what waqs all the bullshit the previous week about, curiousier and curiouser, must have disappearred down some feckin hole where the coverage is real bad, it takes two mins, anyhoo fuckem, anyhoo pub nonsense, well it was to be expected, where was ye, wot ye be uo ta, who ye bein doin, great stuff this, easy i have no feckin clue as i,ve been drunk for a year or so, as for so an so being back together, how twisted is that,;(

:)

2008-09-01T18:35:00.002+01:00

ok doke, hows tings wit ya :) been up to all sorts of nonsense as per ush, been upgrading and stickin its of nonsense on the pc, went an stuck 22in widescreen monitor on it for starters, helps when yer as blind as a bat, went ta pub sat night for the first time in awhile, doesn,t mean i,ve been off the drink, just hadn,t gone to the pub in an age, will check back later i,m off to wotch some wide screen porn:)

its still rainin

2008-08-25T18:46:00.002+01:00

so wots the story wit ya
s,pose ye got outta bed sunday morn to wotch the boxin, like feck i did, i was just gettin in, so turns the telly on afores goin ta beddie byes,not a real anti climax or owt, justa fight of sorts, some twenty foot mongolian geezer versus some peely wally lookin geezer from Dublin, ye could never tell, its been in the paper for bouts three daays fore the fight and is sdue to drag on for the next fortnight or so,
shit.........
three feckin medals, jings, wot a complete unfit and non-competitive nation this is, hah.you,ll never beat the Irish...well excuse but every other fucker just did........wtf is rong wit ya.wakey wakey, all three medals are in the losing side, silver and bronze, shit even the bloke who loses like the semis gets a medal, i mean ye get the crap beat outta ya and they still gives ye a medal, wot does it say on it chump or wot, as for the geezer who proudly announces i,m the best light heavy on the planet, well comin second sorta kiklls that one, as for wtf is a light heavy anyhoo, normally ye would say that these folks normally couldn,t get them selves arrested but lookin at the skangers i tink its only time before they will be,
meanwhile Sligo Rovers are lookin for loadsa money and Cork City lookin for a new buyer, shamrock rovers still lokkin for somewhere ta play,sport really is in a bad way in this country, especially sport for ordinary joe punter, to buggery with the rugby gaa and wot have ye, folks wotch bleedin football and wot with monday being that infamous no news day wot else hav ye,s got to yabber on about, sport just aint supported in dis country, ye dont really consider the gaa sport do ya, they would be outlawed in any other european country the crap they come away with, subsidised to the hilt they are this orgainisation who are just outta steps with modern day ireland,.so the returning medallists will be givin some sorta big welcome home tuesday, hopes ye dont need to be travelling to or from work at the time,
the equestrian team are in the kakk once again apparently the horses were out all night the day before the big event givin it big licks gettin their piccies takin sittin in dentist chairs gettin wired and photographed at 3 in the mornin crawlin outta danni minougues knickers, yet again, feck,and here,s one thats hard to be believe , not a single medal in the shootin, feck d,ye believe that, so wots we needs to be doin is breedin wit all these new comers to da country, there big east european wimmin and folks from africa and where have you that have been settling in da country over the past few years, if nuthin else the shaggin could be a bit of fun, lets get down to breedin a new super race, it might not be in time for the London Games, amd maybe the one after that, and maybe the one after that as well, but some day boy, and no fucker will be sayin, Im from Cork Boy :)

2008-08-21T11:55:00.002+01:00

well part one is complete, hav managed to get the washing machine on, done the dishes, you bastards, leavin everythin at yiur arse as per ush, even managed a quick crap, heh, good an all it was, thats weight of me mind, time ta change the bed, m,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, take da sheets off, stand them up gainst the wall and hit them a crack wit a baseball bat, changing duvet covers is like an all in wrestling match, feck shoulda had a tag team partner for this one, anyhoo onwards and upwards and if the neighbours bleedin cat sticks its nose round the door its gonna geta kick up the hole, bleedin nuisance that it is, now where do ye plug the hoover in, feck that sounds like a french pop song from the 60,s. ma wife has left me and i,ve nowhere to plug in me ,oover, fromage:(

dum de dum

2008-08-21T10:18:00.002+01:00

hmm, its on to the second cuppa coffee, phew , listenin to the radio as i type this shit, wot aa complete waste of technology, listenin to the radio, well its one of those music stations where ye input yer own musical taste of the moment and it starts bangin away in the background, the last FM or or summit its called, jings i dont know what category i would fall inta with the deranged taste in music i seem to ,ave, its a station made up of such wonderful artists as Bill nELSON, aDRIAN bELEW AND OTHER PRETENTIOUS MONKEYS THAT I,S LISTENS TA, anyhoo stop playin with the cap lock :(
right at this mo am listenin to a trois dans les WC,
wot great fun am havin, looks likes its gonna piss down again today, just wot ye needs before headed to a weekend of being stuck in the bunker, heres a bleedin thing, ye have no idea the amount of money i mde the other week there for just polishin a chair wit me butt, criminal so it wos,:)
hads loadsa fun wit the money too, do have stuffs to show for it as well, hads good clean fun catchin ups wit folks as well, bought some totally poncey gear as well,still has to keep dapper lookin this not so svelte as before machine that i is, coffe round here is real mingin this morn, just missin sumthin, probably and huge overdose of caffeine, yep thats it

2008-08-21T09:21:00.002+01:00

just wot i needs first ting in da mornin, coffee, that should be KAWFEE, ciggies and beach volleyball, yep its time for de lympics yet again, a time for stoners geeks freaks and every feckin obsessive wierdo to rubbish up our screens yet again, feck it seems like only four years ago these feckers staged yet another revoulution and took over the ayslum,some of the oddest sports ever, apart from athletics wot else do peeps wotch?????????? beach volleyball at eight in the mornin, glad to see its rainin in china land as well, fuck they,ve went mental and are tryin to win bouts every gold medal there is, wtf for, who gives a rats ass, tryin spendin all that money on real stuff, like howsabout startin on the fact that yer country is a total shit hole where folks cough up balls of bleedin soot first thing in the mornin, and theres billions of these feckers as well, the chinese fair like shaggin, every where ye turn theres a couple of them bangin away, feck, anyhoo it,ll all be over soon enough and we can all get back to wotchin the premiership, here,s one for ya, top of the scottish premiership hah, Hamilton Accies,wtf is an academical anyroads, how the fuck did they find themselves bogged down in Hamilton, lovelyplace :)
anyhoo sittin here wit the biggest mug of coffe ever, ye could take a swim in the thing, but i dont recommend it, only four more cigerettes to go before i can open the new pack, a quick cough and a scratch at me nads and it willl be onto the portant stuff o the day, washin cookin and cleanin , hurray for me,gettin near rent day once again, time forall the bills to be paid, wot the price of broadband this month will be hardly bares tinkin bouts, much does 4gazillion bronto bytes of porn cost anyways, shit are my eyes sore, still havent been crappin properly for awhiles, i know yer glad i told ya, but its important ta me.back at work tomorra , back ta snoopin on folks, spose all the monies i get from postin all yer wee peccadillo,s on the net will make up for the shortfall- wages V,s bill,s, :)

stolen

2008-08-19T20:33:00.000+01:00

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.

2008-08-18T14:39:00.002+01:00

well so much for jeremy clarkson mode then, prob wont get that top gear job after all, wot ye need a drivin licence, feck off :)
so i,ve downloadede safari for me puter? well it sorta downloaded it self and just wont go away, installed all this guff on me machine??????????????? skpe, i dont know a single sole who has skpe them selves, and feck the idea of meetin new peeps over the net, kinda scary, changed me logo for the time being, well maybe it is or isnt a good idea, anyhoo off ta work once again, managed to wangle some time off at the end of the month, should be fun if i manage to stay sober, hah a100quid for a feckin pizza, i know more and more cryptic, mental case

2008-08-11T20:16:00.002+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift
Barrydublin

so wot bout ye then, this sobriety lark aint all its cracked up to be, mean its still raining,still the same old bullshit daily, mental fuckwits runnin the lenght and breaadth of ireland wit guns shootin any old sod with impunity, courts kakk-in themselves in case some one makes them accountable, every corner stat oil, spar shop is surronded by stoners, ye know the only feckin time i think bouts usin a screwdriver it normally involves changing a plug or summit, when a bus turns over in the middle of nowhere, with nuthin comin in the opposite direction, on a straight road, how many interpretations can there be. i mean wtf, get a grips folks, lets go lynch some bugger:)

ALOHA

2008-08-10T21:05:00.002+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift
Barrydublin

jings wot a god aawful colour on me logo that is, so wot ye been up too, hope yer well who ever ye are, me well i,ve been workin the past five nights in a row, gets me shit loadsa money at the end of the week, but feck i,m bolloxed :(

not alot been goin on as usual, it,s been pissin down for most of the weeken, as for all the peeps in Dubh Land, i knows wot youse hav been gettin ups ta, CCTV folks, got ye,s covered from one end of the town to de udder, mental so it is when ye can sit there locked away in yer wee bunker with covert survellance of all the pissheads nut-jobs, posey fuckwits, knobends and feckin rocket sciencetists that have been boppin bout town of a weekend,fashion, fashion hah, thats one thing that just has eluded the average irish male, its so feckin easy to spot nationals through a lens, the big fat heads, that walk, shit its like Darwins waiting room from up here in command central, ye can have fun wit the scanners and anon txt messsages, hey you this is god txt-ing ya, i know ye bought that shirt in Lidls, hah,no she wont sleep wit ya ye git that ye are,wot d,ye mean i bought ya chips ya whore ya, the number of tatto,s ive seen this weekend as miss 9-5 is bent double in a door way puking up her intestines, its not a morning after pill she,s lookin for at this mo, but a feckin time travel device that will get her back to her bed on her jack jones wit a big fry up in the morn from ,er mammy, that should settle the stoumach a bit.

wtf is pony and carts, rickshaws, bycycles about, does yer folks know that ye do that for a livin, the money i,ll make this week just from sittin here and makin sure none of you fuckin alians can gain admittance to the hallowed ground of retail heaven after hours, wit a hotline to siochana services, i can have folks furtherr degraded and humilated with a quick folk call to some rapidly deployed bobbies who will batter ye for all the mental things do when they,ve been out enjoying aa few sherberts too many.

anyhoo i cant be arsed, got the dvd selection for the weekend, sorta musical theme to the weeken, shapin up, feck there,s some deluded bint next door bangin on like a tone deaf linty tinkin she,s jazzy b or some shit, tink her band are called mince or summit or other, well back to the dvd,s, the sex pistols, hah ye cant beat old fashioned cabaret, the bass player trudles on stage, bites the head off a pidgeon, cuts his chest open with a broken bottle , shoots up wit some heroin then falls over dead live on stage, yea, now thats wot i call rock n roll, :)
other stuff, got yon dylan film, this isn,t me or what ever, are ye supposed to watch these sober or what, is it phone a friend , ask the audience, jeez give us a clue, anyways havn,t properly in days now, done every thing else though, jeez terminal flatulence, tink i,m gonna explode,

got loads more to tell ya, overa years worth of guff to cover bouts stuff thats been goin on in the cioty by the liffey, Dubs are in action next weeken yet again as the summer of Sam extends itself it to what is rapiddly becoming winter, hopefully not another season for this malcontent of minimal fulfilment, just got those proddie orange geezers to get past, rout the rebels and we,re quids in , honest guv.

footie seasons gettin under way, Rangers are out of Europe already for another year, bollox that they are, Drogheada missed an opportunity to turn over Kiev, league football has recommenced in Scotland already, charity shield at the weeken, workin as usual, not late though, will have molto moolah by that time anyhoo, always puts me in a better mood. mibbe it,s time to start repairing some of the damage i,ve done over the past year and a bit, then mibbe not :)

anyhoo bye for now(tossers)

2008-08-07T14:33:00.002+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

aloha and howzit goin,

wot a bugger, went and caught a virus at work, BOLLOX. umpteen years of just narrowly avoiding shit like that, the twisted fucks that think shit like that up, wtf, d,ye think yer like batman or somethin, wot is the point in fuckin up somebodys machine ye cowardly fuck, a shared machine too, which menas every fucker is locked outta the machine until we get the marine corp to parachute us in some penicillin, meanwhile we,re fillin sandbags conserving our rounds, carefully taking aim, waitin until we see the whites of their eyes and all that shit, fat panda will be lovin this, the bollox that he is, all this hassle for tryin to download some shitty old film, which aint that good really, i mean Taras Bulba, hardly gonna spread SEDITION throughout the troops, no idea why that word is in upper case, anyhoo they will be no posting from work and the like, cant even use the thing for watchin dvd,s or listening to some music, as for porn welllll.........

anyhoo sittin in the gaff on me mini puter, hah, went and bought meself a new machine, an Acer slimline l100, if that means anything to anyone, dont mena a lot to me other than it was affordable, got all sorts of witchcraft plugged into it now, cameras, lasers,heat seekers. ICBM,S, so ye cant really complain too much bout all that crap it gets upto on its own when i,m away from the keyboard.

anyways it looks like aa return to bloggin for me after a term away from the realm, tryinb to remember why i,ve got one , just tryin to build up enough bile so i can projectile vomit in yer general direction.oh and as for claudia , allo :)

2008-08-03T19:34:00.000+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go,
because, man, they're gone.
==========
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them
down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
==========
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when
you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a
hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
==========
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.
==========
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
==========
If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I
bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it
shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
==========
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo,
flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a
beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful
painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
==========
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
==========
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
==========
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the
mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
==========
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
==========
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography and the dancers hit each other.
==========
I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they
don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with
some good ideas.
==========
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons
(maybe by shoving them down his throat).
==========
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call
them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what,
can't we all be brothers?
==========
Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort
of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
==========
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out
that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because
I was thinking about doing that anyway.
==========
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver.
And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real
quick and hand it to him.
==========
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
==========
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying
forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
==========
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I
guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there,
rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
==========
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
==========
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
==========
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red
again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a
bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
==========
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
==========
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in
my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but
it's just eggs hatching.
==========
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there,
in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
==========
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing
and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get
drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park
and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go
to sleep.
==========
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out
it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like
a regular window.
==========
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not
putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
==========
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like
I am now.
==========
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call
the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and
started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
==========
I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and
whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger
toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had
bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled
off the paint.
==========
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know
anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any
extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and
take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy
garbage guy.
==========
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,
even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're
talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
==========
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet
it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading
a magazine.
==========
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think
it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to
teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting
the vulture.
==========
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
==========
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while
you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on
a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
==========
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run
with a wooden stake.
==========
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think
a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me,
it's not.
==========
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a
dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look
out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."
==========
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over
here, looking through your stuff.
==========
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add
a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

2008-08-03T15:48:00.002+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

oh ma heid, been drunk for about a year and a half now, christ knows what the hangovers is gonna be like, Amelie is blowin her bleedin nose, sounds like she,s usin a steam cleaner, have managed to mislay the vacum cleaner, that has brought loads o stuff shootin through me head, christ knows i need to shit right now but dont need the hassle of diggin household appliances out o the bog, ah thank feck for that found it, it was in the hot press,sobriety it that great by the way, so wtf has everyone been up to lately, yee ccould just tell me, but the idea of atakin ye hostage and torturing ye for a wee while makes me hard, yeaah me

:)

2008-06-10T02:43:00.001+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

how the hell ye doin there,
especially for the peeps who,ve been droppin by every now and then, howzitgoin

hah

2008-05-07T02:26:00.000+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33476658

2008-04-07T22:39:00.001+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

> The following excerpts are actual answers given on history
tests and in
> Sunday school quizzes by children between fifth and 6th grade
ages. They
> were collected over a period of three years by two teachers.
>
>
>
> Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies
who all
> wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The
climate of the
> Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made
unleavened
> bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went
up on Mount
> Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever
reached Canada
> but the commandos made it.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
He was a
> actual hysterical figure as well as being in the bible. It
sounds like he
> was sort of busy too.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them
we wouldn't
> have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young
female moth.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving
people
> advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of
wedlock which
> is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered
a dramatic
> decline.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled
biscuits, and
> threw the java. The games were messier then than they show on
tv now.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of
Gaul. The Ides
> of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be
made king.
> Dying, he gasped out: "Same to you, Brutus."
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard
Shaw for
> reasons I don't really understand. The English and French
still have
> problems.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen," As a queen she was a
success. When
> she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted
"hurrah!" and that
> was the end of the fighting for a long while.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg
invented
> removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was
the
> circulation of blood.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
cigarettes
> and started smoking.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot
clipper which was
> very dangerous to all his men.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William
Shakespeare. He was
> born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never
made much
> money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote
> tragedies,comedies,and hysterectomies, all in Islamic
pentameter.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. They lived
in Italy.
> Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet but her father was
having none
> of that that I'm sure. You know how Italian fathers are.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.
He wrote
> Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton
wrote Paradise
> Lost. Since then no one ever found it.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented
Congress.
> Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two
singers of the
> Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity
by rubbing
> two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against
itself
> cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in
1790 and is
> still dead.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's
mother died
> in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with
his own
> hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the
Emasculation
> Proclamation.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater
and got shot
> in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show.
They believe
> the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane
actor. This
> ruined Booth's career.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a
large number
> of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which
he kept up
> in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the
most famous
> composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half
German, half
> Italian, and half English. He was very large.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf
that he
> wrote loud music and became the father of rock and roll. He
took long
> walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him.
Beethoven
> expired in 1827 and later died for this.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and
inventions.
> People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by
machine. The
> invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to
spring up.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits but I don't know
why.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the
Species. It was
> very long people got upset about it and had trials to see if
it was really
> true. He sort of said God's days were not just 24 hours but
without
> watches who knew anyhow? I don't get it.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do
what she did.
> Other women have become scientists since her but they didn't
get to find
> radios because they were already taken.
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. The other three were
in the
> movies. Karl made speeches and started revolutions. Someone in
the family
> had to have a job, I guess.

2008-04-03T02:41:00.001+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

so how the hell are ye, decided to write summit for want of BETTER THING TO DO
ach maybe not BYE

2008-03-23T18:46:00.001Z

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

2008-03-23T18:44:00.000Z

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

yadda yadda yadda, i,m on bail so look out :)

2007-08-20T22:28:00.000+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

>"Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could
>depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would
>always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore
>bollocks...
>
>
>
>I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow
>it up and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we
>should have the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers'...
>
>
>
>I love the naivety of al-Qaeda. For trying to bring a religious war to
>Glasgow. You're 400 years too late guys!! You've not even got a
>Football Team for Christ's sake... I think that we should give Partick
>Thistle to al-Qaeda. If only for the joy of hearing them read out their

>team sheet on Saturday...
>
>
>
>The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the
>Union Jack. Really, in Glasgow that's never been a great way of getting

>your insurance premiums down...
>
>
>
>If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could get al-Qaeda to
>blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start

>putting signs up round Shettleston's high flats that say 'Financial
>Quarter'...
>
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>For a while, confusion reigned at Glasgow airport. Was it a terrorist
>attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in?
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>People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container. I say
>it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free - the
>whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima...
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>The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from
>being hideously burnt...these were Scottish people flying to Spain!
>They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip
>of a volcano!"

2007-07-03T20:16:00.000+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

well i suppose i should wrrite somethin :)

somethin :)

i is well pissed off this weather and have been for an age, seems ta have lost me muse or summit ? anyhoo hows it hangin wit you, its been rainin here for like bleedin forever, aint much fun been goin on, just work work workwork, some folks have gone totally mental so they hav and runs offs and hid somewhere,, wots that really about, anyhoo sittin in one of yon cyber gaffs yet again, hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm, has ta get meselfa puter real soon, doesn,t like written fings in one of these gaffs, full o strange weirdness and the like,itsonly rounds the corner from me work so i tought i give it a bash afore jumpin on the 39 , totally bereft of owt ta say, see wot youve dun :)

2007-06-08T15:46:00.000+01:00

Barrydublin
The DayShift<
Barrydublin

well bazonka every bloody, the weather is here wish you were beautiful, but there ya go, havin tawork the weeken once again but hey, i,m as happy as larry, could be loads o things that lead to that, like skanger being knocked up or summit, but wahey none the less, will prob sit bored shitless for the rest of the weeken, bugger all availble on dvd thats of any interest, maybe i should concern meself with less of the staying awakean just go for a kip,
but bein the old PRO that i is am still totting forbusiness in the wee smallhours, so whats youse all been up ta,thought as much ya bunch o borin bastards, if yer still sittin ther still puttin up wit the same ol borin knackers each and every weeken , then tough tittie, i,ve ventured far and wide i.s hav had :)

gets in from work one day, this is in the old house by the way.......... up jumps KEV ( not the brightest ) barry theye,ve just found a planet just like Ireland. hahahahhaha,,,,,,,,ehh dont ya mean a planet just like earth Kev, nah a planet just like Ireland, feck off, nah it,s true, , so we all pile inta the Hiace and its orf to cape canaveral for us, :), 4 each way to this new place please. apparently the Luas dont go any where near it,but ye would think if suddenly there was a new life form or the like discovered it would be out somewhere near Tallaght wouldn,t ya, well anyhoo its shit nowhere near Tallaght, so bollox we thought, what bout the night link, nah nuthin yet. mind you ust like everywhere else and to cut a long story short, wot ,appened when we,s got ther, fuck all, place was bleedin full of polish, feckin typical and by the way feckin FAS had paid for all their way there and back, never under estimate the power of the giro, anyhoo as all the jobs where below the minmal average , feck all VHI, no canteen, no parkin, we thought sod that, maybe ye were hangin on a bit hopin for some intergalatic skywalker type escapades, ...nope, just like everywhere else i,m afaraid, a molloys on everyother corner, havin to shop at feckin centra, every bugger seems to drink dutch gold, feck new civilisation my arse.

anyhoo its back to the grind once again, back with me feets back on terra firma, this old blog originated outta me bein on the nightshift and sufferin from terminal boredom, ya never knows moght come up with that pulitzer prize yet, well maybe nots after callin oner of the judges a phoney incompetent butthole

so at the min i,m workin in one o Dubhys snooty shoppin mall typethings, ye know these places that sell all the stuff ye aint ever gonna need for an exhorbitant price, but hey , fuck ye, its kinda obvious folks over her hav way to much money and not an ounce of sense what to do wit it,

so nows im beginning to get inta the swing o things yet again, new place, new job, all that typeof shite, goin about buyin all the fluffy type crap that makes yer bedsit hovel, a wee bit less suicidal, fluffy feckin cushions, who would have ever thought that ther i would be, standin in the local household suppliers, askin for...........d,ye hav a valance, double size in white please ???????? there ye go eh, but it was linked to a visit to the off sales in dunnes tooooooooo, i may hav gone a wee bit soft but i aint gone totally feckin ,mental, bought a new tv today as well, ye just wanna shag this thing to death so ye do,,ooooooooooooo bay baby o baby, hah but i wouldnt recommend it. these plasma thingies gert shit hot, damn near burned me feckin knob off oooyah,