The Daily Panorama Picture

6/23/2006

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Q.How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?


A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house
knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured
it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
them 2
DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light
bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
OUT
THE RUBBISH!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
RUBBISH THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!!

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