The Daily Panorama Picture

9/19/2006


here,s a thing
more guff about how you should right yer blog, Owz ,bout you mind yer own bleedin business, to many folks concerned wit the format of someone else stuff asnd wot direction blogs should be takin, all pain in the hoop journo fucktards. lyin bullshitters anyhoo, still only interested in their smug selfs, wankin daily over the ethernet an wot ave you, spare us from the middle or mediocre class, or is that media ogre class, go fuck yerselves ya freakin non-event, jeez conference,s on bloggin must be the dullest thing, well since the last conference ye put ta gether, who the fuck said that the public had genuine interest in politics or politicians unless they have sumthin either stuck in a vacum cleaner or summit else up his jacksy, not as if yer spleen an major expose,s ever achieve anything other than the bottom line in the circulation wars, wit all the feckin profits goin to some bollox, who aint you anyhoo, an the feckers already loaded, feck off wit yer polibloggin, all we wanna read anyhoo is some fecker writin cnut??????????

so here,s some pish -
Iain Dale’s Top Ten Tips for a Successful Blog

1. Write something every day
2. Don’t write an essay. Be short and snappy
3. Interact with your readers who make comments
4. Don’t try to copy another blog. Make yours unique to you
5. Choose a blog name that is easy to remember and not too long
6. Don’t pander to what you think people want to hear
7. Be controversial, but not for the sake of it
8. Don’t be afraid to offend or be offended
9. Link to your favourite blogs and ask them to link to you
10. Sign up to a Stat Counter which can track how many hits you get


democracy in feckin action, wot you gonna do podehole if i feckin don,t anyhoo, pussy :)


as usual

1. write whenever ye feckin like(dont read ya anyhow )

2. write whatever ya please, use pix, sound and feckin mime if ye want

3. interact wit whoever ye want, specially calimarie and cherish, and they are good inter-actors believe me, out of ten i,d give them one :)

4. define unique in the 21st century, seen as human kind has been goin bouts shittin and killin folks for centuries, course you can come up with an original idea, no that i,m puttin any pressure on ya.

5. why a name , why not a number, or a wav file, or yet again a mime, change the name every feckin day even, keep the language alive vibrant and pertinent, or fuck it totally and just leave it blank

6.now thats just not how ye spell panda now is it

7.be totally vague, it helps, soon ye will become an iconic figure to folk throughout the net-cafe society in the phillipines, do not however drink Moccha Latte,s,

8.paxman is a cnut, no really he is,he goes fishing a lot, ye know there,s a fine line tween fishin and standing on the banks of a river holding a stick lookin like an idiot.

9.link to wot ever stuff ye like, but the notion link to yer favourites,???? how odd, who would have thunk that one, tossbag,

10, stat counters are shite,

11. i,ve got more than you ave,

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