well jings crivvens help ma boab, fit like and all that pish, fair scunnered after washin cookin an cleanin all freakin day, bout ta make sum gnocchi an foccacio, ye can come round if ye want, boiund ta be plenty stuff, o and meatballs, all in time for da footie da s,evenin, scotland versus the dyke dwellers, hopefully they will be too stoned out there minds and shagged out from wall to wall prossies we might just stand a chance,and wot do we win, yet another game of bleedin football, the opportunity awaits us to totally humilate and degrade ourselves on the world stage, yea us, if yer out of luck yer outta work we can qualify for johannesburg, the tartan army are on their way. ahahahha, no prisoners :)